The Empire (aka my Uncle and Mom) has ordered us to break-in the newest top-of-the-line Star Ships (aka the Mitsubishi Strada). With a goal of reaching a total distance of 1,000 Kilometers, using Hyper Space is not an option. We might overshoot by 2 planets if we do.
So, to properly document this event, I brought an Empire-Issued Aiptek camera. I had no choice. Yes, it was made by a slanted-eyed race from your planet who used to make crude swords made from tempered iron, but we (Clone Troops) are not impressed. We were promised that his crude “recording equipment” will suffice for now since we have incurred much damage from recent Jedi attacks. <Sigh.>
A video documentation is in the works but knowing the government of the country I’m in, too much Red Tape is expected. So bear with me Rookies! What was that?! A complaint! Let’s see what Lord Vader has to say about that! ‘Ten——Hut!!!”