Breaking News: Gluttony in the Palace

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction and any resemblance to actual people is purely coincidental. So don’t sue me.

Since the 1 Million Peso/ $ 20K Dinner scandal that involved our dear President Gloria Macapagal – Arroyo and his uhmmm… “loyal” Cabinet members, both local and foreign paparazzi have scrambled to get rare evidence of the President during at least one of the four reported meals.

However, due to the tight security and media blackout the Malacanang Palace has enforced, all efforts have proven to be futile.

Wait! We have breaking news!

Our sources have confirmed that a local paparazzi stumbled upon a secret in the Palace. Reports say that the photojournalist asked to be excused to go to the Men’s Room, and got into the President’s Executive Dining Suite instead!  He was arrested by the Palace Guards and was sentenced to be hanged the following morning. (That was fast justice!) He  was alert enough to take a photo of the gruesome scene and somehow managed to smuggle it out of his detention cell a.k.a. gas chamber.

Let’s have a moment of silence before we take a peek on what this brave soul has uncovered…

What the F—————!

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